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Personal project: a pun-heavy countdown to Christmas 2018
A(lan) Partridge In A Pear Tree
Two (Yeezy) Turtle Doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Gooooold Rings
Six Geese A-laying (the other five are on smoko)
Seven Swans A-Swimming
Eight Maids A-Milking
Nine Ladies Dancing
Ten Lord(e)s A-Leaping
Eleven Pipers Piping
Twelve Drummers Drumming